[This story also includes Mario himself being TGed.]
[[Also songs will appear in these brackets for you to listen to. After all this is a somewhat long story. First song]]
Bob always loved playing video games, the Mario series was a personal favorite of his, particularly the Mario RPGs including Mario and Luigi, Super Mario RPG, and his favorite of all Paper Mario, he had played the first 3 and loved them to death, he had heard about the ones that came after although from what he had heard about them he knew he probably wouldn't like them. Among other things he also liked the idea of becoming something else. He loved TF and TG stories and secretly liked the idea of being a girl, if only for a day.
Anyway. Our story starts with Bob in the middle of playing the original Paper Mario, he was in the 1st chapter trying to save Kooper's blue shell from the Fuzzies that stole it by playing a mini-game involving watching where the Fuzzy that has the shell jumps to, much like the Shell Game in real life. Despite having to do it 3 times in a row and the last one being particularly hard he did it in one try and got the shell back.
He secretly wished he could save the shell for a Mario Kart race but of course he had to give it back. Kooper thanked him for doing so by saying (Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Got my shell back! Aw yeah! You're the greatest Bob! I owe you big time.) Bob was taken aback by this sudden name calling "Da what? I don't remember him calling you by your save file name.. or anyone for that matter.. Well I did name my file Mario the last few times I played this game so maybe I just forgot.." Brushing it off he continued with the game when suddenly right after Kooper joined his party a cutscene started,
the screen cut to black with a light shining from the ceiling being the only thing he could see much like the game over screen except without Mario and the text saying Game Over. Bob became very confused by this thinking he had glitched the game somehow when suddenly a text box appeared with wavy text almost like a boat on the waves of an ocean. (Bob. I believe I can help you with something you always wanted to experience.) "W-WHAT? What in the world how?!" (Calm down there Bob. I just wanna have some fun! And I'm sure you do too.) "What are you.. Who.. How are you talking to me?!" (I figured out how to break out of the shackles of the game I came from! I'm real now! Now I can pull the ultimate prank! But first. Let's deal with little old you.)
Bob was scared to say the least so he did the first thing he could think of and pulled the plug from the wall socket. To no avail.. (HAH! that's the oldest trick in the book! Now you're making this look like some crappy Creepypasta someone made. Possibly someone who's reading this right now in fact!) "Wha.. What are y-you talking about?" (Oh never mind that. let's get this party started!)
Suddenly the room on the TV went black with only two red eyes staring from the black void as the sound of a bell rang and echoed far into the distance, next the red eyes glowed and a laugh that sounded like something from a scooby-doo cartoon happened as the the TV screen started warping and molding like a painting from Mario 64. Before Bob could run part of the screen stretched and seemingly grabbed a hold of him, he tried to struggle but the screen would not let go as it retracted in slowly pulling him inside the TV. Bob struggled as much as he could but he still got pulled in and as soon as he was fully inside the screen he blacked out.
Suddenly Bob woke up "Oh my head.. What the heck was tha..." He stopped himself to find he was laying down inside a black room full of nothingness. "Where... Am I.. Dead?" He had no time to think about anything else because all of a sudden his skin started turning pink. Bright and impossibly pink. "Uh.. Am I ascending to heaven or something?" Sadly that was not the answer as Bob soon found his clothes simply disappeared while he found the area between his legs had nothing there, just nothing, almost like a toy doll, then his body hair disappeared. "OH CR*P! What the h*ll is happening to me!?!" He would find the answer soon enough as his body started feeling like clay and molding causing his waist to start shrinking and the leftover body fat to go to his hips making them to grow along with his butt creating a nice round perfect butt. Next he felt more fat building around the top of his chest causing it to grow creating two perfect round breasts along with his legs and arms thinning out creating a sexy feminine figure any girl would kill to have. Causing Bob to blush and technically be a girl. "Ohhhhhh my gosh.. I'm turning into a girl!? And if that's the case why am I so.. pink?" The answer is coming right now as her skin starts turning cold and metallic while the places where her joints are start turning into robotic joints and a giant toy winding key grows from her back. Finally her face starts forming into a round shape as her hair, ears and mouth disappear along with her eyes stretching and becoming one solid colour, then a metal plate like object appears on the top of her head as some hair starts to grow from it with three bands in her hair appearing creating a wick-like ponytail effect, completing the transformation.
"Wha.. I. What am I?! Why can't I feel my mouth?" a familiar voice suddenly echoed through the room. (HA HA HA! Oh this is hilarious! The look on your face. Well.. What's left of it.) "Hey! What do you mean by that?" (Take a look for yourself buddy boy.) a mirror suddenly appeared giving Bob full view of her new self. "Oh.. My... HOLY CR*P! I'm.. I'm.." (Hey look at you! You always wanted to be a girl didn't ya? I guess I should call you Bob-ette! Well. See ya later. I have work to do.) "Oh my gosh.. I'm one of my favorite Paper Mario partners.. But a human-like version.. Why did he do this?"
Before Her question could be answered the mirror disappears leaving her in nothingness again, suddenly everything turns white as black lines start moving around everywhere seemingly like a pencil drawing on paper. the lines start going upward drawing walls and other objects while everything starts colouring in becoming mostly gray, after everything finishes Bobette finds she's in some sort of castle, not spectacular enough to be Bowser's but more like a big fortress. She soon recognized where she was. "Is this.. The Koopa Brother's fortress? I'm in the game!?" One of the doors opened behind her and out came one of the koopa bros. It was the green one and weirdly he looked just like in the game, except he wasn't paper, but fully 3d. (Alright there's nothing weird in this roo-Hey you! Get back to work! We don't pay you Bob-ombs to sit around and do nothing!)
Bobette figured she had no choice for now until she figured out just who sent her here in the first place, as much as she didn't want to she got up and started working on the fortress noticing that everything looked exactly like she remembered from the game except everything was real and not made of paper. She noticed the rest of the Bob-oms were much like her.. The guys anthropomorphic bodies were very flat and basic while the girls were curvy but none were quite as curvy as her..
She and the rest of the bob-ombs were worked to the mechanical bone fixing the fortress up when suddenly the Red Koopa came in the room. (Good work everyone. This place will be spiffy clean in no time. Now get back to work!!!) the Red Koopa walked over to Bobette and started talking. (As for you.. You're quite cute for a bomb. Maybe you could come work and help us build that fake Bowser suit? Or maybe we could go on a date..) She could tell he was planning to do something she wouldn't like in the slightest. This caused her to get angry as she felt something building up inside her.. Almost like a bomb about to-*BOOM* And without warning she exploded with anger causing the Red koopa to be covered in ash making him all black except for his eyes just like a cartoon. Bobette was surprised until she remembered friendly Bob-oms in Paper Mario never die after exploding, she was surprised she even exploded in the first place until Red koopa started shouting (OKAY! THAT'S IT! If that's how you want it then we'll throw you in the jail! Guards!!!) Three koopas came in the room and picked her up causing her to blush slightly, she tried to get out but to no avail as she was sent to jail.After being thrown in the jail she decided to lie down on the floor feeling exhausted from all the work she did.
Unbeknownst to her a familiar plumber was way above storming through the fortress, what the plumber didn't know was that two red eyes were watching him. (Now for the other fun part! Mario's about to have a little change in his life. Consider this revenge for what you did to me in the future.) Mario was walking along by himself as his two partners were resting temporarily when he suddenly started to feel weird. His overalls started losing the lower pants area until what's left started forming into a skirt bottom creating a sort of short blue dress with overall buttons exposing most of his legs. He could feel his body losing it's hair and becoming thinner and feminine giving him curves and a bigger chest that weren't too overly noticeable. He started feeling distressed as his, now her face started becoming feminine and almost anime-girl like. Maria's once magnificent bushy mustache started disappearing as her hair turned a lighter shade of brown. Completing the transformation.
The sudden change scared Maria so much that she did something she never normally does very much.. Talk. Although her voice was much higher pitched. (Mama mia! What-a happened?! Was this Bowser's doing or something?) The red eyes watching him started talking to it's self again. (Oh if only it were that simple Slick. Or should I say.. Maria! Well I better go now. There's nothing else to do in this world.) The unknown being vanished into thin air as the plumber decided to find her partners. (Koops! Goombario! Where are you guys?) Her question was answered as Koops and.. Goombaria appeared? (Hey Maria! We were wondering where you decided to look. We're all rested now. So let's continue! And why did you call me by my brother's name?) Said Goombaria. Causing Maria to be confused. (W-Wha.. Uh. It's nothing sorry. Let's just go..)
Maria decided to keep it to herself until she could figure out what happened because she didn't want to alarm her partners that for some reason know her as a girl. The three continued on their journey climbing up a tall tower when Maria found a totally-not-at-all suspicious block on a platform in the middle near the top of the tower. She knew something was wrong here but her block hitting urges were too great as she jumped and hit the block, the floor under her fell without her and her friends noticing so she looked around floating on thin air, she looked down to realize she was standing in mid-air so she started flailing her arms to no avail. Maria and her friends started plummeting to the bottom of the tower and finally landing in a jail..
Bobette suddenly woke up from the sound of someone crashing onto the floor. "Wha? Who was that? Where did that fall from?" All Bobette could see from her angle was a familiar red hat. "Oh... I wondered what just fell, but.. is that?.. Mario?!" (Even I'm not-a sure anymore.) said the feminine plumber after waking up. The Koopa and Goomba behind her were still knocked out. "Wha.. What.. MARIO?!? Is that you?" (You recognize me?) Who could not recognize that red and blue colour scheme? But.. Why are you a girl?" (I have no idea! I just suddenly became a girl! It seems like no one else realizes I used to be a guy.. Oh boy..) "I'm in a similar situation myself in fact... I.. I was a human guy before this.." (Oh mama mia that's not-a good.) "Something tells me that maybe the same person did this.. So.. How about we team up for a while? I always wanted to meet you. I guess this is the perfect opportunity! Plus maybe we can find the person who did this.." (Yeah. Just as soon as we find out how to get out of this jail..) "Hum.. Oh gee I forgot! I can help with that!" Bobette remembered what Bombette did in the game so she went over to a crack in the wall and started to make herself angry to try and blow up the wall. *BOOM* the wall exploded open which caused Koops and Goombaria to wake up (What the! 5 more minutes mom!) said the Koopa and Goomba in unison. causing Maria and Bobette to laugh.
The four of them went through the crack in the wall to escape but were interrupted by a Koopa and two evil Bob-oms walking in the room. The Koopa spoke up (What's all this noise?! What in the...Maria!? What're you doing here? Nothing good I bet! Everybody, get her!) Suddenly everything went black for a second and then came back as Bobette saw four floating objects above Maria, they included things like a pair of boots and a hammer. Maria chose the boots and did a power bounce that killed the Koopa before he had a chance to do anything, Next Bobette stepped forward and looked at her options. Body slam and Bomb. and Maria had no FP left for Bobette to use Bomb, which left her with one option... Body slam.. "Oh-ho no way am I doing THAT." (You've got no option! I know it'll be hard but you'll have to get used to it.. Do it! To save the world!) "Ugh.. Alright.."
The rest of the battle soon finished and the four of them all scaled the fortress until they got to the top. They opened a door to a long bridge across the main towers and across the other side were the Koopa Bros and two Bullet Bill cannons.. The cannons fired many bullets but Maria and the others dodged them all aside from Kooper getting hit by one.
They entered the final room to find... Bowser??? No.. It wasn't Bowser but a mecha the Koopa Bros had made to try and fool Maria.. It was pretty pathetic looking. A big battle ensued With Bobette blowing up the Bowser bot making the Koopa Bros fight by themselves, Maria jumping and flipping the Koopas on their backs, and Bobette body slaming them as much as she didn't want to. they went down with a good fight ending with Bobette fighting Red Koopa. "Would you like to go on that date you mentioned?" Red Koopa was taken aback. (Da-Wha? Were is this suddenly coming from? You've been fighting us! No!) "Aw that's a pity.. It was gonna be a BLAST!" (...OH CRA-)*BOOM* After feeling satisfied with her revenge the Koopa Bros went flying down into the jail from before with the crack in the wall having been patched up by the other bombs in the jail. Leaving them trapped.
And with that Maria collected the first star spirit she needed to save the world, thanks to a new friend from another world entirely. Maria, Bobette and the others continued on their adventure saving many people, finding even more friends, and exploring many worlds. They eventually saved the world from Bowser and saved Princess Peach once again. The transformed two sadly never heard or found anything about the mysterious figure who had changed them. But they enjoyed their new lives nonetheless. Maria found Luigi had changed as well into Luisa Maria's sister. Thankfully nothing else had changed. Maria knew it would take a while to get used to this. But she's been through hardships before and this won't stop her from saving anyone when the time comes again.
As for Bobette she tried living in Koopa Village like the other Bob-oms but one of them kept flirting with her so much that she couldn't take it so she asked if she could live with the Maria sisters, temporarily that is. They agreed but sense there were no other beds she had to sleep with one of the sisters on their beds.. Bobette asked Luisa which made her blush bright red. Maria knew Bobette choose Luigi-I mean Luisa because Bobette had mentioned how much she loved Luigi and was sad that he never had many adventures or people that loved him. A month passed and none of the three could really find a suitable house so Bobette started living there pretty much permanently. Even later Maria had got a letter sent from the Princess talking about some treasure map she found, Maria knew that she was probably in for another adventure so she set off on a boat to this island called Rogueport. A day later Luisa decided to go as well fearing something happened to the Princess and her sister. Bobette decided to stay and keep the house clean along with visiting the friends she met on her adventure. She knew she would enjoy this new life but she would always be weary in case the mysterious figure popped up again... The en-
(Hold the phone! Now. Isn't that just a touching little story.. I guess I failed in giving Maria a hard time.. Oh well.. I'm too lazy to try anything else. See ya!)
(Oh by the way...I'm coming for you next reader! Maybe this time I'll be lucky in making YOUR life miserable.) Are you quite done Doo_liss? (HAH! Can't say my name can ya? isn't that a pity? Now no one can stop my curse! The end suckers.)